Ending a Conversation with a Little Humor

Navigating the world of networking can sometimes feel like solving a Rubik’s Cube while juggling flaming torches. It requires skill, finesse and maybe a bit of courage. As someone who has been involved with BNI_® for almost 40 years I’ve often received inquiries about the art of ending a conversation. So, grab your networking notebook and let’s explore this intricate topic further with a sprinkle of humor and wisdom.

The Essential Approach: KISS (Keep It Simple, Socialite!)

When you sense that the conversation is naturally coming to an end, adopt a demeanor and smoothly say something like “It’s been very nice meeting you. Do you have a card so I can have your contact information. Thanks.”  That’s it. No fuss. No muss. No big deal. Don’t apologize because you have to go network and definitely don’t say you see someone else you need to talk to. Simply thank them and move on.

Adding a Touch of Charm

When you want to add some excitement to your exit strategy, think of it as putting a twist on a Shakespearean play. Remember something from your conversation like your dislike for Mondays or your shared love for vintage vinyl records. Then smoothly transition into your James Bond departure. This finesse captures the essence of your discussion. It also showcases your attentive and engaging networking skills.

Playing the Networking Matchmaker

Who doesn’t enjoy playing matchmaker (or connector) in the networking world? If you notice a connection between the person you’re talking to and another attendee, seize the moment! Take on the role of a networking cupid (of sorts). Promise to introduce them in a way that reminds you of duos like Batman and Robin or Thelma and Louise (minus any cliffhangers of course). If luck is on your side, make this introduction happen quickly, creating a networking alliance that could rival the Avengers.

Extending an Exclusive Invitation

Imagine yourself as Willy Wonka inviting someone to visit your networking chocolate factory. Extend them an offer to accompany you to another networking event.

This action shows inclusiveness and a sense of camaraderie. You are essentially inviting others to join in a realm where business dreams become reality. It’s a win-win situation; they expand their network. You get another chance to network with them.

Adding Humor to Networking; Proceed with Care!

For those who want to inject humor into their networking endeavors let’s explore some funny ways to end conversations. Remember, proceed cautiously, and make sure your comedic wit doesn’t go too far. Here are a couple of light-hearted options.

“I would stay longer but my bonsai tree is throwing a party.”

“I have a commitment; my collection of socks needs an audience.”

While these lines might bring a smile or raise an eyebrow, the key is to remain authentic and clearly these lines do not do that! Instead, you should avoid spinning tales as epic sagas or fantastical fables. Stay true to yourself. You’ll navigate the world of networking with more confidence.

For those of you who want more realistic thoughts – I’ve read all kinds of “exit lines” not much better than the ones above and unless they are absolutely true – I don’t recommend most of them. Keep it simple and keep it honest. OK, you want to know what some of those other lines are – here you go:

• I’ve got to get home by X o’clock to have dinner with the family.
• It’s been nice meeting you; I need to run to the restroom. I hope to see you again.
• I’ve got a deadline on a project, and I need to take off.

When all else fails, tell the truth and don’t be apologetic about it.

Avoiding the “Seinfeld” Trap

Ah, the sitcom Seinfeld, where ordinary tasks turned into misadventures on a grand scale.

Resist the temptation to emulate characters, like Jerry, George, Elaine, or Kramer when crafting your networking exit strategy. Keep it simple, genuine, and devoid of exaggerated storylines. Remember the goal is to establish connections more than starring in a comedy filled sitcom episode centered around networking exits leading to mishaps.

The Continuation of Networking Adventures

Always bear in mind that successfully navigating the pathways of effective networking demands a combination of sincerity, cleverness and finesse. Embrace the art of building connections while sprinkling moments of levity and humor throughout. Whether you’re orchestrating introductions with expertise akin to a conductor or gracefully maneuvering through the landscape with the style of Bond, stay committed to being genuine.

As you traverse this networking journey armed with wisdom and humor savor every moment. Celebrate the connections formed, the knowledge gained, and the memorable experiences shared. Ultimately, within the tapestry of relationships lies a vibrant mosaic of successful networking accomplishments achieved through authenticity blended with a touch of humor.

So put on your metaphorical superhero cape for your networking experiences and embark on this adventure with enthusiasm.

Keep in mind the process of networking is full of prospects, connections, and unforgettable experiences that will undoubtedly be shared as captivating stories, within the professional community. So, forge ahead with determination networker! Onward into the breach we go!